One time, I went to this bar, and it was like, really crowded. I think it was a holiday or something, I dunno. But anyway my buddy Greg was like, Yo, we gotta go to this bar. And I was like, yeah, but like that’s a different bar than we usually go to. So he was like Bro, I’m not joshin’ ya, it’s real deal legit.

So we went, and it was like boss crowded. There were a couple people outside the door even, but they were smoking cigarettes, so they were like tryna be outside I think, but then when we went inside it was like real dark. And it was so dark that I didn’t see this guy with a super dark jacket, so I like bumped into him with my shoulder and he was like Sup. But that was it, I was worried for a second but he was chill.

Anyway, the whole place was full of people. Real far away I could see this like blue light that kinda looked like maybe there was a party or something, but there were some tall guys right in front of me so I couldn’t see if like people were dancing over there.

Greg is all slippery and shit, I don’t know how he does it but I like blinked and he was waving at me from the bar over like 20 people. Sometimes I think that he pushed me into that guy so he could make an escape. But yeah, I started trying to get through the crowd and it took me like 40 seconds but I was up by Greg and he had a beer for me cuz he knows what I like.

I couldn’t be-lieve how crowded it was, like there must have been one hundred people there, maybe even one hundred and ten, they were all crowded together with bottles and cans and cups and straws all bunched up on their little alligator arms so they could drink but not have to put their arms all the way down because it was too crowded.

So I was looking over to the blue section and then this guy was like Hey, are you done? Cuz he needed to order a drink, so I moved over so he could get to the bar but I couldn’t really go anywhere because it was so crowded. I looked around and saw Greg waving at me from all the way in the blue section how did he do that. It took me so long but eventually I was over standing right by the blue section and it was super loud, like way louder than the dark part by the door, there must have been some band playing.

They were playing this super loud kinda punky rock and roll music with this girl who was singing and she wore overalls and the kick drum said BITE US! She was crazy, like jumping up and down and using the microphone like a pole vault to hold herself up in the air, I was in love. Her song went something like Take your fucking self, fake your fucking self, make your fucking self MY BITCH. And when she sang MY BITCH everybody shouted MY BITCH with her it was so awesome. The third time I was able to sing MY BITCH too, it was dope as hell.

I was like totally blown away by how many people were crowded, even up on the little stage.  There was singer girl, bassman, drummer dude, guitar guy, piano person, and an upright bass. So like a lotta stuff and shit and this singer girl was like basically spitting at the crowd they were so close, but she was sick rad. Took my heart and spun it up on her little fingy like a basketball.